Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
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life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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