i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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