real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
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This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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