sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You ate ashes out of my bong
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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