MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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