Life is so much better after having sex.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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