It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
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Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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