the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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