I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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