Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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