worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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