And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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