I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
True but thats because hes a fetus.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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