I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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