hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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