literally had 100 drinks last night.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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