I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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