Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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