So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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