the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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