The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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