Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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