I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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