Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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