oh god the rape fog is back!
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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