At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you would pick up someone in the library
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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