Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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