we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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