god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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