So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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