i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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