Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Vodka?
Forever.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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