Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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