So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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