its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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