I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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