Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Even my vagina gasped.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
lol hangovers are for mortals.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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