new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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