I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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