come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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