your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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