there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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