508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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