how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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