the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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