You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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