If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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