Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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