i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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