Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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