Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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